a moose!!

Right before I left Diebold, ::and the angels sing from above:: my friend, Krista, and I wrote a children's book together about a little boy and his moose. Krista HATES her job and we have always joked around about getting it published. Today we sent it in to a couple of places. Now, we wait.


If all else fails, we are calling Oprah!

Just Put Your Lips Together and Blow!

Great news! I got a part in the show I auditioned for a couple of weeks ago. Not so great news! I have to whistle. I can't whistle, not even a little bit. Sage whistles all over the office, my mom could whistle so loudly I could hear her down the street when I was little. I can't whistle! When I was younger, I wanted to whistle, I would say the words "Wee-A-Weet" over and over and over again pretending that I could.

I wonder if they can get me a whistle stand-in for the show....hmmmmmmmm.

Things that put the hate in sick.....

We started "SageRock go home" at work two weeks ago. This gives the rest of the office the ability to tell someone to go home if they are sick and spreading germs around the office. You can probably determine from the cold I have this weekend....that this process does NOT work!

Today is the better of the two days.....and I have been on the couch watching a 7th Heaven marathon ... I hate 7th Heaven.
Making chicken noodle soup with celery.....I hate celery.


How can I lead Fluffy tomorrow? How can I be a WWII Lesbian at auditions tomorrow night? Did they have interns and puffs during the war?

Just call me...Dances with Snake!

After I got home today I changed into my work-out gear and headed outside, sans shoes, to visit with Theresa for a few minutes before working out. Theresa was working very hard on the wall sanding that has taken up a lot of her free time. We chatted for a bit, and I headed up the hill towards the deck, as I was about the start up the steps Theresa busts out laughing, I look at her like she has lost her mind. Apparently, a small snake had slithered onto my foot as I was walking, my foot was in the air, and the snake was holding on for dear life and finally landed safely without me even realizing it was there to begin with. Theresa was scared to say anything for fear I would scream, jump up and down, and crush the thing beneath my bare feet. She MIGHT just know me. From her vantage point the snake was TERRIFIED. Theresa found it hilarious....me...not so much!

Nothing... Nothing... tra la la!

Here is a basic rundown of the past few days....


1. Friday night dinner for Sage's birthday....quite fun...good food...good company... one "funny"
guest.
2. Saturday afternoon outing for Sage's birthday... I think I spent more time celebrating his
birthday this year than my own! It was a very nice afternoon.
3. Sunday was spent at the Cider Festival with my mother and Kate. Even though it was very
small we had a good time.
4. Some strange man was looking in windows at my house...I'm a little freaked out.
5. We moved the office around today.... I moved my "home" of a year and a half.....to a bigger area.
I think I may miss my spot though.
6. Overall mood today is stressed. I think I need an evening of hot tea and a good book!